How to lose weight and get thin?

By Jo Kelly on Aug 4, 08 11:19 AM

I went to London last Thursday with my mum and sister. We enjoyed a spending spree along Regent Street and Oxford Street. I popped into Selfridges and a lovely sales assistant convinced me to buy some cream, which apparently makes you thin. I know it sounds stupid but does it work?

It apparently gets rid of celluite. The website says:

This advanced-technology adipose antagonist (which, in layman's terms, means it visibly diminishes those dastardly dimples) features QuSome-encapsulated caffeine molecules for quick and targeted delivery of the skin-slimming stuff of choice of supermodels, spokespeople and other celebs.

See these reviews.

I've been rubbing it in morning and night for three days and so far my thighs feel smoother but apparently it takes 28 days to see results. Massaging problem areas gets rid of cellutie anyway but hopefully the cream will speed things along.

It was £28 for fatgirlslim and £32 for flatgirlsleep. Apparently you can use fatgirlsleep for both but the caffine can stop you having a good night's sleep so fatgirlsleep is better in bed.

Fatgirlsleep smells absolutely gorgeous - like lavender. The day time one is ok too - minty fresh.

I'm skeptical but thought it was worth a try as I'm off to Florida in October and terrified of getting into a bikini.